aguamentis:

gargoylesarecool:

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.

did you mean band directors

(Source: johncest)

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

partypeen:

instead of doing my homework i like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework i have to do

(Source: allkillernofiller)

haroldisdumb:

we could be married and i still wouldnt text u first

shutupaubrey:

you:

me:

fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand